Tuesday, November 2, 2010

How to drop your phone and get away with it...

Weird title.. Thats what you thought right? But hey, i already told you not to waste time in reading the title.. You should listen sometimes!

Anyway, the things mentioned here are strictly hypothetical. Not to be tried at home, even if you try, please do so at your own risk.

Just recently i saw a public page on facebook saying 'Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you.' I know mistakes happen; but dont know why, after reading this i started thinking about 'dropping' the phone.

For guys there are many ways of accomplishing the target, but mostly the altitude of the fall is restricted to height of the pocket from the surface on which the phone falls. Where as for the girls, above point is valid when they wear trouser. But if their dress doesnt have pockets, then the height of the fall maybe same as the distance of hand from platform.
This can be done by:
1) While keeping the phone back inside the pocket. (Most common, so no thrill in trying out.. Kinda boring..)
2) Keep the phone in right pocket and when the phone rings just when you are washing your right hand. Then while trying to take out the phone from right pocket using left hand. (This one needs a bit of luck, but its my personal favourite.. You can actually get away with it just by cursing whoever is calling)
3) Keep the phone in shirt's pocket, Then while picking up something that has dropped (intentionally or unintentionally) on the floor.
4) Classic example: when you are working on something, talking on phone while holding the phone in ear and shoulder.. The chances of dropping the phone greatly increase with the 'thin'ness of the phone.
5) (This one is valid for most girls and maybe some boys) If you keep the phone in bag you are carrying, then while removing something else. (in most cases, that something would be home keys...)
6) (This one happened with me recently..) While working on something, keep the phone on your lap. And after some time get up from your place... Works almost everytime...

But the key point in any of this, is to get away with dropping the phone. So it should be done in such a away that it should withstand the fall for the next 'experiment'... So its necessary to plan the thing properly before trying it out. Need to put those Devil's workshop to work properly.. Or its bye bye phone... :D